Good White Person Certificate

$30.00

Are you a Good White Person who wishes to be authenticated?

For only $30 you can purchase a Good White Person Certificate and you will receive lifetime proof that you are an ally to People of Colour. If by any accident, a Person of Colour were to accuse you of racism, you’ll simply be able to present this certificate as evidence they have been mistaken, as indeed, you are a Good White Person.

Your certificate will be personally signed, so you needn’t find another Person of Colour Representative to sign it for you!

If you don’t need it signed, use coupon IHaveABlackFriend for $10 off at checkout.

I TRUST YOU to fill out the details of anti-racist work and number of friends from different races yourself.

Also available unsigned for only $10 to Black / Indigenous / People of Colour, to gift or sell onwards to their white allies: use coupon BIPOCRepresentative.

Thanks to Wai Ho for the email exchange that birthed the original digital certificate.

Printed on Ecocare recycled stock, signed with archival ink to last your lifetime.

ID: a certificate with a fancy border. at top centre is a drawn logo of a white fist surrounded by a wreath of smaller various coloured hands. underneath, in neatly drawn maroon calligraphic letters reads “Congratulations”; under that, drawn smaller in a simpler serif style “You are a”; under that in larger point size “GOOD WHITE PERSON”; then small again over many lines “You have done ___ months / years of human rights / anti-racist work and you have ___ friends from ___ different races / ethnicities. This document certifies that you can never do, think, say, feel anything racist / white-centric / self-obsessed ever again !!!! BRAVO! YIPPEE! WOOHOO! If anyone of colour ever accuses you of racism, just show them this certificate and you will be instantly absolved from any misunderstanding the coloured person* has had about you. Because, don’t forget, good white person, It’s ALL about YOU!” Below in bottom right corner is a line for a signature, under which reads “People of Colour Representative”

8 in stock (can be backordered)