Photos of just a few of GWP certificate sales last night at Always There and All A Part curated by Andy Butler @andyray87 at @blindside_ari. The spiel I spoke to each customer was close this.. ‘Are you a Good White Person wishing to be authenticated? For only $10 you can purchase a Good White Person Certificate, signed by myself as a Person of Colour Representative, you will received lifetime proof that you are an ally to People of Colour. If by any accident, a Person of Colour were to accuse you of racism, you’ll simply be able to present this certificate as evidence they have been mistaken as indeed you are a Good White Person.“ Decompressing their ‘unsettled’ feelings, hugs, analysis not included in this price and no conservation beyond or without exchange of $ or instant paypal – ‘Move along, I have other customers’. Emily McCormack you still owe me money ? (Also available half price $5 to Black / Indigenous / People of Colour, to gift or sell onwards to their white allies). ‘I TRUST YOU to fill out the details for yourself’ These are NOT a limited edition as a gallery manager asked, will need an endless run, going by all the sales last night. Who knew there were so many Good White People out there! I am now offering them unsigned at the above prices on my online shop (link in bio), or white people may purchase them signed by myself for an extra $10. Free shipping world-wide when bought with any other product. Buy now in time to receive them for the holiday season / for more White Xmas dreams come true Last image, man bought 3 extra for his friends. Textanude 54 Mk II cards still half price with code THEONESIUSED2KNOW. Thanks to Wai Ho for the email exchange that birthed the original digital certificate. Also available at the exhibition Always There and All A Part until Dec 22 @blindside_ari #goodwhitepersoncertificate #goodwhitepeople #unsettledsettlers #congratulations #youhavealovelysmile #approvalwithpurchase (at BLINDSIDE)